Things that make you go poop…

This week I thought we would take a look at things that make you go poop.

I don’t plan on covering everything. Just a few things that I am familiar with or have heard of.

Have you ever noticed the slightest bit of “something” opens up that anal cannon quickly?

I hear some people say that they are regular “10 AM every morning”. Or that dude that always takes the afternoon shit at work. I’ve said it before and I will say it again, I am so regular that if I am not shitting by 8 AM each day I either slept late or I ate something that has put me out of balance. Frankly, I can drink a bottle of water first thing in the morning and for whatever reason I am firing out a turd. There are some things that make my bowls move though – some of them I will list below. Do you agree? In the comments below lets hear what makes you have that instant poop!

Coffee:

Holy fuck I don’t know one person that doesn’t agree coffee is the king of poop pushing.

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Doing some quick google work, I have come to find out that it is not 100% understood as to why coffee gives you that urge to poop. Does it matter if its black coffee or light and sweet? Guess they can’t figure it out – all I know is in the event I need to go I hit up dunkin donuts or I fire up the keurig machine!

Cigarettes:

One of my all time favorite lines from Family Guy is when Stewie says “Of course! My love for spaghetti-o’s and smoking on the toilet!” Although I never understood why someone would smoke on the can, I find it hilarious that people do. That being said, even if you do not smoke on the bowl, that Cig is gonna send you to the John. The nicotine not only makes you more relaxed and calm, it does the same thing to your digestive system. Basically sending your colon into free fall mode. Bombs away baby!

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Hot sauce and Spicy Foods:

Shockingly, hot sauce and spicy foods do not interact well with the chemical composition of most peoples system. If you are one of those people that can handle the burn going in but get the messy stuff on the way out, this could be a sign your digestive system does not play well with this type of food.

 

Fast Food:

Half of us couldn’t tell what they put in fast food. That being said, it is well known that if your body is not used to fast food you can bet your ass it’s going to run loose right out of you. Happened to me a few weeks ago – I rarely if ever eat McDonalds. Found myself in a pinch and hungry. Ended up making another stop an hour later at a rest area to pinch a loaf. I have heard people complain about Taco Bell giving them the instant shits and other places doing the same. It’s my opinion but eating anything fried or overly processed opens my fart socket quickly.

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So tell us, what are some of the things that give you the instant urge to poop?

Everyone has one, maybe 2 that make you go number two.

Lets hear them!!!

Stinky Taint

P.S. We have started a gallery. It is in beta right now and you won’t find the link anywhere but right here: http://postmypoop.com/activity/gallery/

Let us know what you think of it and how we should improve on it.